Never fails...

From Science Jokes

Four stages of acceptance:

      i)    this is worthless nonsense;
      ii)   this is an interesting, but perverse, point of view;
      iii)  this is true, but quite unimportant;
      iv)   I always said so.

 (J.B.S. Haldane, Journal of Genetics #58, 1963,p.464)